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{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
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