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VCDHD is an optical disc standard, similar to CD or DVD. The technology for VCDHD was invented by Andrei Tropillo, Soviet and Russian record producer, music publisher, sound engineer, founder of the label AnTrop (\"АнТроп\"), and rock musician. Since the name of the technology is similar to the arbitrarily inferior VCD, it's also marketed using the name DVHD.
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