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The 2019 National League Division Series were two best-of-five series in Major League Baseball (MLB) to determine the participating teams of the 2019 National League Championship Series. The three divisional winners, seeded first through third, and a fourth team—determined by the NL Wild Card Game—played in two series. These matchups were:
- (1) Los Angeles Dodgers vs. (4) Washington Nationals : Nationals win series 3–2. \n
- (2) Atlanta Braves vs. (3) St. Louis Cardinals : Cardinals win series 3–2.
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