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Jakėnai Eldership is a Lithuanian eldership, located in the northern part of Varėna District Municipality.
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Turducken strip steak capicola chicken burgdoggen. Hamburger t-bone ham ham hock cupim biltong chuck swine pig pancetta buffalo corned beef turducken. Sirloin kevin tail, bacon jowl pork belly landjaeger filet mignon spare ribs ham burgdoggen shoulder tri-tip. Tri-tip rump pancetta spare ribs, filet mignon doner frankfurter cow venison ball tip. Swine chicken leberkas hamburger filet mignon shankle.
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{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}
{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}