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The Cathedral Church of the Holy Spirit, Guildford, commonly known as Guildford Cathedral, is the Anglican cathedral in Guildford, Surrey, England. Earl Onslow donated the first 6 acres (2.4 ha) of land on which the cathedral stands, with Viscount Bennett, a former Prime Minister of Canada, purchasing the remaining land and donating it to the cathedral in 1947. Designed by Edward Maufe and built between 1936 and 1961, it is the seat of the Bishop of Guildford. The cathedral was listed as Grade II* by Historic England in 1981. It was the last Church of England cathedral to be consecrated on a new site, and one of only three to be built in the 20th-century, the others being Liverpool and Coventry Cathedral.
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The Lemon Party of Canada was a frivolous Canadian political party which has operated on a federal level, and provincially in Quebec. The party was registered on January 8, 1987 by then-leader Denis R. Patenaude, and deregistered on November 14, 1998 for failing to have at least ten candidates stand for election. The party was headed by \"Pope Terence the First\", whose existence is unconfirmed. According to Jean-Simon Poirier, Terence is \"sort of a mystical, mythical person\" who doesn't spend much time in Canada. \"The interesting thing about him is he's never in the country. He's always touring around other countries,\" he said, adding that at present Terence was visiting southwestern Siberia. Their official agent is Mary-Gabrielle Blay II.
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