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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pig with three eyes?","punchline":"Piiig","id":213}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the tree go to the dentist?","punchline":"It needed a root canal.","id":335}
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